Ballad of Gilbert Alagyu, Jr. (Parody / Contrafactum idea #896) by The Son Of WAY published on 2022-01-22T07:53:25Z The Son of WAY parody / contrafactum idea # 896 To the tune of "Hananimeui Sarangeun" (Korean title for "God's Love Is") - original tune: https://youtu.be/8aFxtFONWzA Instrumental version of Hananimeui Sarangeun: https://youtu.be/wQeu-S_P2lw LYRICS: *(Musical intro)* 0:26: His name is Gilbert Alagyu ("all-ug-you") and he's made some poor life choices, 0:37: He first did wrong at 16, which we're sure he does regret, 0:44: 'Cause he's now on the list for life. 0:50: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu, he did a bad thing at Casey's, 1:01: He drank a pop bottle and threw it to the floor, 1:07: Then he took the staff hostage. 1:14: Then Gilbert Alagyu called 9-1-1 to report his own crime. 1:26: Then he told them he was gonna rob the place, 1:32: And that he had some warrants. 1:39: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu, is a felon from Dodge City, Kansas 1:50: Maybe he had some good life plans, but those dreams had been most certainly shattered 2:02 *(Musical intermission)* 2:24: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu's bail is now 200 grand 2:35: All because of his bad actions, 2:42: In Cabool, Texas County, Missouri. 2:51: And Gilbert Alagyu was born in 1988, 3:02: On May 30th, and he's 5-foot-10 3:09: And he weighs one hundred sixty pounds. 3:16: And Gilbert Alagyu has got a whole bunch of tattoos, 3:26: All over his body, like how a felon would tattoo all over themselves. 3:39: Also Gilbert Alagyu is a non-compliant offender 3:52: He committed his first crime on ten-one, two thousand four, 3:57: When he was sixteen years old. 4:04: Now Gilbert Alagyu is charged with kidnapping and burglary, 4:15: And Assault And Stealing, 4:18: Now he's in the county lockup. 4:21: Why did he throw his life away? 4:27: Now he's on the list for life. He's made some mistakes in his life. Genre Piano