The Lamest Show On Earth (Part 1) by TrueAnon published on 2021-06-18T23:28:25Z Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on? In Pt 1 we begin with the bizarre history of Elon’s family, the origin story of Tesla Motors and the weird wild birthplace of both modern conservatism and progressive neoliberalism, California. Featuring: chiropractors, Ronald Reagan, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, divorced guys, Italian nuclear physicists, tightrope performers, bearded ladies and The Coca-Cola Company. Genre Entertainment Comment by Engjëll Roshi Way too much side convos, bullshit banter and bad comedy. You could have used a lot more editing and conciseness. 2023-09-27T18:52:51Z Comment by Anna of the many chairopractor crimes, they call it "chairopractic" like chairopractic WHAT thats an adjective you fucking moron pyramid schemers 2023-01-07T00:59:47Z Comment by Comrade Thanks for this guys! The vocal effect (some kind of stereo effect and panning) is super distracting 2022-01-20T01:34:33Z Comment by Entropizzazz Fucking LOL is Liz seriously asking "do people know about the electric grid and where electricity comes from"? Is she actually that stupid? 2021-08-22T06:34:31Z Comment by Dearth_Fakir "ch" in Italian is a k sound. 2021-07-10T03:10:09Z Comment by matt The lost city of calamari. Or as we say in Jersey, Gahhhhdamaaaahhhhd. 2021-06-29T15:55:40Z Comment by James Glover 2 I was in 1st grade or kindergarten when the Sunracer made its initial run... we went fuckin nuts for it as little kids. It's probably one major contributing factor to the fact that I drive an electric car today 2021-06-25T21:44:03Z Comment by Rodrigo Roa ahh, fuck off. 2021-06-24T01:16:54Z Comment by Scot Forsythe Tesla “Q” on True-Anon? My brain is melting like a poorly made Tesla battery! 2021-06-23T14:40:10Z Comment by Scot Forsythe Ah, yes, I see where your going...a Richard Florida “lifestyle” con 2021-06-23T14:35:56Z Comment by 024BLANCHE420 Pause 2021-06-22T19:36:23Z Comment by Dan Warren Really hoping the Internet Friendz make an appearance at some point. https://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/album/international-cybertruck-anthems 2021-06-22T02:29:20Z Comment by Stacey Means Musk is Dr. Doom's fail-son. 2021-06-21T12:16:08Z Comment by mrpieceofwork Hey, watch what you say about bird people! 2021-06-19T23:36:15Z Comment by mrpieceofwork That's why we're looking 2021-06-19T23:33:42Z Comment by mrpieceofwork Texas has several coal fired plants, as obviously it's cheaper to roll in coal from outside the state, on trains, than burn the oil found in the state, or god forbid, renewables. 2021-06-19T23:32:28Z Comment by mrpieceofwork NASCO funds riparian restoration efforts in San Diego, same as Toyota... 2021-06-19T23:26:05Z Comment by Porkchop Sandwich big baby belden 2021-06-19T23:24:49Z Comment by mrpieceofwork it gets moved back and forth 2021-06-19T23:22:27Z Comment by mrpieceofwork "Basin" 2021-06-19T23:21:46Z Comment by mrpieceofwork PAUSE IT! 2021-06-19T23:15:15Z Comment by mrpieceofwork Is this about that asshole that was born 4 days after me and who I should have gone and gave SID to? 2021-06-19T21:49:49Z Comment by allyPOUM How do you guys expect us to take you seriously when you confuse diamonds and emeralds? Are you colour blind or something? A chiropractor could probably fix that. 2021-06-19T10:18:41Z Comment by Alex Dziarmaga So what are bats? 2021-06-19T04:29:16Z